Needed: A New Laptop -- Prompt 33

Wow, looking back I am amazed! We went through so much together. I can't say that I will miss you because you were not my most faithful companion or helper. I do believe that there were days when you did your best, but other then those rare occasions it is my belief that you were ill tempered and lazy. My, I still can't believe you ate so many hours of my time on games and internet! You were the instigator of a thousand ills, and the cause of much grief! There were those times when I would stay up all night long writing papers and when I awoke the next morning you had mysteriously hid them. Sometimes you coughed them back up after hours of searching, but more often than not you kept them buried and out of my reach. Argh! Nasty thing that you were, you found it amusing to contract an untimely illness whenever I was in the most rush and need of help. On other occasion you would function just enough to keep my hopes up, but at a rate much slower than any slug. Yes, we had a few good times, such as you sitting on my lap and playing soft music while I looked through your pictures or browsed the web, but those times were rare. I guess you taught my a lot... mostly what not to get when buying and laptop. May you rest forever, whether in peace or not I do not care!