Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Zippity Do Da -- Promt 9

What is the point of zippers and buttons? As far as I'm concerned all they do is provide semi-dependable closure and topics for embarrassing blogs.

My Pathfinder uniform provided me with an abundance of zippers, buttons and moments I would rather forget. For example I was in full class A when one of my friends came and whispered in my ear that I needed to examine the front of my skirt for color changes (my uniform was black and white, not the color of my undergarments). Yet another time I was pulled aside by the club director and told that my shirt was suffering from gaposis, a not so very rare form of affliction effecting clothes with buttons. In uniform I also suffered from clingage, short skirt syndrome and runny nylons. Pathfinders sure does teach you a lot, especially about ailments of the clothing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey I was in pathfinders and my skirt was to big so after our weekly meeting I went out to play tag with some friends when my uniform skirt came down and I was not wearing a slip.Awesome post.

angie said...

wow..what's up with all those zippers! amazingly that has never happened to me before.. but if it did you would be the first to know.. haha.. thats hilarious..